What is Rhymes For All Reasons?

I guess that you are wondering exactly what I do.
It's really very simple - I'll write a poem for you.
A one of a kind that's created just for them, from you, by me;
Never to be duplicated and based on your memory.

Whatever the occasion - be it happy, silly or sad;
It will reflect your relationship,
the most unique gift they’ve ever had.

There's never an inappropriate time
to tell someone how much they mean.
And too often we let the opportunity go by
and it’s too late, for they've left the scene.

Think of all the people in your life
that are really special to you.
When was the last time you told them that
or thanked them for all that they do?

Imagine just how you would feel
receiving a poem about how special you are,
Now project that feeling to the recipient -
you'll make him or her feel like a star.

You'll fill out a biography sheet
and return it to me for review.
I'll put the info in chronological order
and then draft a poem just for you.

I'll call and read the poem to you -
see if everything is correct;
When it is, I'll print the final version
and send it to you - direct.

On appropriate and elegant paper,
slip it into a simple Lucite frame;
Then watch their face as you present it -
you'll relive that moment again and again.

In 40+ years of writing poems,
it feels good to honestly say,
I've never had a dissatisfied customer -
right to this very day.

Written from your perspective
because the biography sheet tells me so much;
Whatever the reason for the poem,
be assured the receiver will be touched.

For prices and a complimentary consultation -
call me: Shelly Zbar,
At my toll-free telephone number -
I'll get back to you, wherever you are.

I look forward to the privilege of working with you
And feel sure that you won’t be disappointed;
You'll be glad that you logged on to my web site
And for all the time you spent to reconnoiter*.